Who is this person? I'm not at liberty to say. Did she accompany her singing dog at the Really Big Show? I couldn't possibly comment. Did she kill a guy and kiss a girl on stage? I am not the person to ask.
I do have one thing to say, however, to anyone who refers to her as a "plus-size" person:
"You better smile when you say that, stranger."
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Stephen Hartshorne worked in newspapers and magazines around New England for many years and served as Information Officer in the New Hampshire Senate under Senate President Vesta Roy. He worked as a material handler for nine years at the Yankee Candle Company until the company was taken over by corporate weasels. He is currently the associate editor of GoNOMAD.com, an alternative travel website, which gives him the opportunity to correspond with writers and photographers all over the world. He lives in Sunderland, Massachusetts, with his daughter Sarah, a student at Drew University, and their cat, Dwight D. Eisenmeower. This blog is dedicated to his mom, who made him bookish.
